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.redheads.90s.overexposed colors.stoner.arts&crafts.surrealism.cinema.black&doom-metal.the-boingo.prog rock.ballet.
acoustic and electric pianos.jazz.any kind of worn out film caption.
theoriginaljxp:

sulliebeelovesharryp:

thebigbluepolicebox:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

margflower:

madhattress330:

reparothetardis:

witbuscus:

punkcheerio:

metropolitanprincess:

mylittleponytemplate:

shmegel:

madamemellark:

polkadotted-owl:

theressurectionstone:

matt-smithmas:

neonbunny:

princeofgumballs:

“Being naked and the waves intense, we let our oars go.”
Wat.

Calling them by talking to them and telling them that help is on the way.
This is my drivers handbook

” ‘But you’ll be fine’ “
yesss!

‘More dangerous than the rest”

“‘She told me at least part of the truth, that right at the end of school last year, she tried to sneak off campus one night after lights-out to go visit Jake and then got busted.’”

“Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.”
Story of my life.

“that unattractive witches like Merope Riddle can catch a husband? Or should it”
Okay. I’m unattractive, but I find a husband. I think.

“The price of greatness is responsibility’

“You have a right to self defense.”
Should I be worried?

“That was when he caught the fish”
…..ok

“His body convulsed.”


“Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.”

“Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.”

Um….the 73rd page of my book is a map. Does this mean “The Odyssey” is telling me where to go? o.O

“These, sir, are the kind Longfellow prefers to smoke.” Wut?

There was no third sentence, therefore, I have no life.

 ”You know, she’s such a bookworm.”
yup, that sounds about right.

“Oh, there you are, Albus,” he said. “You’ve been a very long time. Upset stomach?” So my life is constant questions about issues related to my stomach.

move closer together

theoriginaljxp:

sulliebeelovesharryp:

thebigbluepolicebox:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

margflower:

madhattress330:

reparothetardis:

witbuscus:

punkcheerio:

metropolitanprincess:

mylittleponytemplate:

shmegel:

madamemellark:

polkadotted-owl:

theressurectionstone:

matt-smithmas:

neonbunny:

princeofgumballs:

“Being naked and the waves intense, we let our oars go.”

Wat.

Calling them by talking to them and telling them that help is on the way.

This is my drivers handbook

” ‘But you’ll be fine’ “

yesss!

‘More dangerous than the rest”

“‘She told me at least part of the truth, that right at the end of school last year, she tried to sneak off campus one night after lights-out to go visit Jake and then got busted.’”

“Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.”

Story of my life.

“that unattractive witches like Merope Riddle can catch a husband? Or should it”

Okay. I’m unattractive, but I find a husband. I think.

“The price of greatness is responsibility’

“You have a right to self defense.”

Should I be worried?

“That was when he caught the fish”

…..ok

“His body convulsed.”

“Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.”

“Haymitch tells me to leave him alone.”

Um….the 73rd page of my book is a map. Does this mean “The Odyssey” is telling me where to go? o.O

“These, sir, are the kind Longfellow prefers to smoke.” Wut?

There was no third sentence, therefore, I have no life.

 ”You know, she’s such a bookworm.”

yup, that sounds about right.

“Oh, there you are, Albus,” he said. “You’ve been a very long time. Upset stomach?” So my life is constant questions about issues related to my stomach.

move closer together

(Source: ratherdash, via thisisabeautifulurl)



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    “Yes, some water, please”Deep.
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    But fear kept my ass velcroed...carpet. Oh, John Dies at
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    nemx4 is my other blog lol.
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    “Odin has the nobles who fall in battle” … Well, time to become a battlemaiden.
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    He had the fastest hands of any boy I knew. … Alright.
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    “The barns were constructed with the same spiritual fervor” only reblogged because it’s…strangely accurate.
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    “But if he hated it, why didn’t he get rid of it, or go away and leave it?” This does not bode well.
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    “Watch it!” I scolded. “I’m not done with those yet.”….. double meaning anyone?
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    “He was paralyzed from the waist down.” …..fuck
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    “Whatever it is, I’m sure it beats football.” lmao awesome
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    We lived on a vineyard. … Yes thank you for your input.
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    Scarily accurate. “He does not let go.” (My copy of The Realm of Possibility came, so happy.)
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